Ten things that drive me crazy :)

1. People that point to their wrist when asking for the time. I know where my watch is, where's yours pal?
2. When someone search the entire room looking for the remote but won't get up and change the channel manually.
3. When people tell you "you can't have your cake and eat it too" What good is a cake when you can't eat it?
4. When your watching a movie and someone asks "did you see that?" No, loser, i just spent 12 dollars to stare at the floor!
5. When people say "can i ask you a question?" didn't give me much of a choice there sunshine!
6. When people tell you " it's always in the last spot you look" Why would someone keep looking after they find it? Where are these people?
7. How can something be new and improved? If it's improved then it has to have something before it therefore it can't be new. If it is new, it can't be improved because there isn't anything to improve.
8.When they say "life is short" Life is the longest thing we can do. Is there anything longer?
9.When waiting for the bus and someone comes and asks you " has the bus come yet?" If it had, i wouldn't be sitting here moron!
10. When they say "I slept like a baby" does that mean you woke up every two hours crying?